Do your cows find the phrase “having a cow” offensive?

Here’s the thing. Our cows are a pretty mellow bunch. They eat, sleep, graze. Sometimes they just stare off into space daydreaming. So to have their identity associated with a total freak-out is a little insulting to them. OK, it’s extremely insulting. On the farm, if someone’s losing it, we like to use the phrase “having a Stephen.” It’s fitting because that guy is a lunatic.